A recovering Gordon Shurvell, the Canadian 65-year-old who survived a black bear attack as he took care of business in a remote Ontario camp's outhouse last week, was asked by reporters if the attack scared the "you know what" out of him. "It was already gone! I'd already done my business," he added. "All the defense I had is a...piece of [toilet] paper." Next time he uses the camp's facilities, Shurvell says he'll "put up with the stench and shut the door." CBC News.